Predictable, but still funny:
In his first tournament since his divorce, he played by far his best round of the year Thursday at The Barclays, missing only one fairway and three greens in a 6-under 65 for his lowest score this year.
That put Woods in front with Vaughn Taylor as the early group of players were still finishing the opening round.
This quote has to be made up though, right?
“It feels good to be able to control my ball all day like this,” Woods said.
I’ll bet it does, dude…
