August 2011
Actor Steven Seagal Sued for Driving Tank into... →
That’s got to be the headline of the day.
Boy throws rocks at cars, shot by crossbow - CBS... →
San Diego police say a boy throwing rocks at vehicles was struck in the abdomen by a crossbow bolt fired by a passenger in small sport utility vehicle. Officer Dino Delimitros says the boy and a friend were throwing rocks in the Linda Vista neighborhood Monday afternoon when a passenger in a black Toyota RAV4 pulled out a crossbow and fired. The boy was shot in the abdomen and was taken to a...
“In any other party and in any other country, an individual may occasionally rise...”
– Attention Governor Perry: Evolution is a fact - On Faith - The Washington Post by Richard Dawkins (via peterwknox)
“Tommy Merlotte dies from his werewolf beating. Sam is like, “we have to get him...”
– True Blood S04E10: Bombs Over Shreveport | Videogum
This season of True Blood is really terrible. I think at this point the only reason I still watch is so I can follow along with the Videogum recaps.
Matthew Fox Accused of Punching Woman in Vagina →
Just a normal headline for a normal Monday…
“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the...”
– Michele Bachmann: Earthquake, Irene Were A Wake Up Call From God For Politicians to Spend Less Money
So God’s a Tea Partier now? I didn’t know He was so concerned about the deficit.
I’m praying to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that the GOP nominates this kook so she can go down in...
Boston Herald: Mark & Donnie Wahlberg to open... →
Haha… really?
This sounds like some kind of retarded b-storyline from an Entourage episode.
Do you live in a NYC Hurricane Evacuation Zone? →
ohhleary:
Now might be a good time to find out.
I for one, don’t… by about thirty feet.
I do, but I’m on the 3rd floor. Not sure if that helps, but it can’t hurt, right?
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“Hurricane Irene has been very slow moving: On Thursday morning it was traveling...”
– Hurricane Irene Moves Slowly, Gathering Strength - NYTimes.com
Please hold off just long enough to give me two good beach days… that’s all I ask.
After that you can turn the East Coast into rubble for all I care.
UPDATE: I take back that last sentence. If this thing actually does...
Joe Wilson, S.C. congressman, is hospitalized -... →
You lie! In a hospital bed!
“And in the epilogue, Mr. Cheney writes that after undergoing heart surgery in...”
– Dick Cheney’s new book reviewed - NYTimes.com
Sounds kinda like season 6 of The Sopranos when Tony was in the coma.
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Jimmy Fallon Will Host SNL in December, As... →
This is amazing.
Trump: Perry's Been Calling Me →
Haha… that’s a real brain trust they got going there.
“So far, President Obama has taken 61 vacation days after 31 months in office. At...”
– Presidential vacations: How does Obama compare? - CBS News
All real Americans know that Pres. NObama has taken more vacation days than all of his predecessors COMBINED.
The liberal lamestream media can trot out their “facts” and “numbers” all they want, but I know I’m...
“In 2010, Dick was detained in Huntington, W.V. after reportedly grabbing...”
– Andy Dick calls Howard Stern a money-grubbing Jew | Reuters
Obviously anti-Semitism is the LEAST of his problems.
“At first he was calm as could be, just leading his owner to a bench and letting...”
– Seeing Eye Dog Really Blows Off Some Steam In Dog Park | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Man Who Got 6-Figure Book Deal From His Tumblr... →
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You can't unsee this:
“Pay Pal founder and early Facebook investor Peter Thiel has given $1.25 million...”
– Silicon Valley billionaire funding creation of artificial libertarian islands
Manmade islands in the middle of the ocean with no building codes? What could possibly go wrong?
“At the Modern, Meyer pulled a silk tie out of his jacket pocket, knotted it on...”
– Danny Meyer Is on a Roll - NYTimes.com
This article makes him sound like such a badass.
“Political clustering is reflected in religious participation and even shopping...”
– You Want Compromise? Sure You Do - NYTimes.com
Deal With It GIFs: Pop Culture Edition →
These are ALL great. This one might be my favorite though:
Law & Order: SVU Announces Dominique Strauss-Kahn... →
Well that was a no-brainer.
“I’ve got a few letters from gay fans who, while they were pleased by the...”
– George R.R. Martin Has Heard Your Requests for Erect Penises in Game of Thrones — Vulture
The pressing question — will we see Hodor’s boner in season 2?
The Oyster Blog: NYC Oyster Bar Guide →
Important list for future reference.