February 2011
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“On average, men want sex more than women do. Call it sexist, call it whatever...”
– Sex is cheap: Why young men have the upper hand in bed, even when they’re failing in life. - By Mark Regnerus - Slate Magazine
Gawker: Was James Franco Stoned When He Hosted the... →
What euphemisms for “stoned” are critics using to describe Franco’s demeanor? “Heavy-lidded and smirky” (The Washington Post); “A tad bewildered” (Moviefone); “Mellow” (Entertainment Weekly); “Distant [and] uninterested” (The Hollywood Reporter); “Distracted” (Los Angeles Times); “Bored” (BBC); “[In] a...
“The only thing I’m addicted to is winning.”
– Charlie Sheen
Oddly enough, this interview actually makes me like him more.
The Brooklyn Guide to Free Bar Food | Brokelyn →
This is very relevant to my interests.
Especially this:
The Commodore, 366 Metropolitan Ave., Williamsburg, (718) 218-7632
Free cold pizza brunch every Sunday starting at noon
A List of New York Foods I Don't Enjoy
mar-see-ah:
Rye bread
Lox (smoked salmon of any kind)
Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray
Half-sour pickles
I’m with you on the lox, but rye, Cel-Ray and half-sours are THE BOMB. Can I please take you to Katz’s Deli and educate you?
Rush Limbaugh attacks Michelle Obama’s weight →
Just when you think he can’t go any lower:
“The problem is, and dare I say this, it doesn’t look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice…. I’m trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have ...
“However, if there is one point of consensus among plugged-in Republicans on the...”
– Washington Post - Romney was big CPAC loser
“There’s a failure to distinguish between porn reality and reality reality,” says...”
– How Porn Is Affecting the Libido of the American Male — New York Magazine
Miley Cyrus to host Saturday Night Live on March 5 →
Vanessa Bayer your day has come.
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It's Official...THE LEAGUE is coming back this... →
paulscheer:
Regardless of the NFL Lockout. We’ll be back on the air in Sept.
THANK GOD. FX would have been stupid to not renew this.
“I live in the neighborhood, right around the corner… Normally, when I walk...”
– Mayor Bloomberg’s attempt at humor lands him in hot water with the city’s Irish - NYPOST.com
Just because it’s a stereotype doesn’t mean it isn’t true.
Former employee accuses Julian Assange of cat... →
If there’s one thing that could make Assange MORE unpopular on Tumblr, this is it.
“Little did I know… that these things would come in handy someday.”
– Katy Perry talks about her boobs in “Elle”
“Diet Pepsi will soon be available in a “taller, sassier new Skinny...”
– Diet Pepsi releases ‘skinny can’ for New York fashion week
Yikes. Swing and a miss, Pepsi marketing team.
“So what is Chris Lee’s fantasy image of himself, according to these e-mails?...”
– Wonkette: Rep. Chris Lee Sending Half-Naked Pics To Ladies On Craigslist
The only thing surprising about this story is that he wasn’t going after an underage girl. Or a man.
Wall Street Journal: Does Your Work Wife Get a... →
As impossible as it sounds, this article is even dumber than the headline leads you to believe it would be.
Fort Wayne officials: Harry Baals building... →
Despite garnering far more support in an online poll than the thicket of other suggestions, residents shouldn’t expect Fort Wayne’s new government center to be named after the city’s longest tenured mayor.
Deputy Mayor Beth Malloy said naming 200 E. Berry St. the Harry Baals Government Center was “probably not” going to happen.
“We love Fort Wayne, too,” she said. “We’re not going to...
“E.K. told me that Sanchez sidled up to her, and the two talked for a while. She...”
– The Somewhat Romantic Story Of Mark Sanchez And A 17-Year-Old Girl
This is actually a pretty sharp analysis
Slate: Beer Commercials Are Not Stupid
Beer commercials are designed around certain dominant themes, but the people who sell the beer would prefer that the dominant themes be misunderstood. What are beer commercials about? The two central premises are these: 1. Beer—cheap, common, domestic beer—is a rare commodity that drives men mad with the desire to have it, at any cost. 2. Women are the...
“When I was a child, President Ronald Reagan was the nice man who gave us jelly...”
– Opinion: President Reagan’s jelly beans - Rep. Ben Quayle - POLITICO.com
Haha… Ben Quayle might be even dumber than his dad.
The Onion: It Doesn't Look That Cold Out, Reports... →
I’m often guilty of this:
According to 33-year-old Sam Paik, whose ocular capacity does not include the ability to visualize the heat spectrum, it doesn’t look cold outside. “Looks nice out,” said the man, whose retinas are not embedded with silicon bandgap transducers capable of relaying precise temperature readings to an integrated circuit. “I don’t...
I can't decide which is better...
30 Rock, Community and Parks & Recreation are all KILLING IT so hard lately. I might have to give a slight edge to P&R, if only because of Andy:
“As we all know, many of our brothers & sisters all across the world are...”
– I think it’s time to unsubscribe from my Yoga studio’s mailing list…
“Though he was reportedly disturbed by the stadium’s sub-basement chamber...”
– Packers, Steelers Find A Bunch Of Fucked-Up Shit While Exploring Cowboys Stadium | The Onion Sports Network
“Early drafts of the script explained the cause of Phil Connors’ weird...”
– IMDb: “Groundhog Day” Trivia
I’m so glad they took this out of the final script. It functions much better when it’s completely unexplained why he gets stuck in a time warp.
The Onion: Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed... →
This is so close to a plausible scenario that it’s barely even satire:
“The voters sent us to Washington to stand up for individual liberty, not big government,” Rep. Steve King (R-IA) said at a press conference. “Obama’s plan would take away citizens’ fundamental freedoms, forcing each of us into hastily built concrete bunkers and empowering the federal...