December 2011
“Know this much about Ryan Gosling: Man loves candy. He speaks of it the way rich...”
– Ryan Gosling Interview – Ryan Gosling Drive and Crazy, Stupid, Love - Esquire
Posted for you know who.
How to Wrap the Perfect Present →
This is surprisingly informative, especially coming from Gawker.
Deja Vu closing its doors following conviction →
This is the strip club that I went to for my 18th birthday:
During the undercover investigation, detectives observed dancers engaged in sexual acts with each other, inappropriate touching of patrons and otherwise engaging in sexually oriented entertain on the premises, which was in violation of Ohio’s sexually oriented business law, according to the prosecutor’s office.
The end of...
“The number of Americans filing new claims for jobless benefits dropped to a...”
– Jobless claims at 3.5 year low | Reuters
Between that and the Iraq War ending, not a bad day to be an Obama political strategist.
“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets...”
– Derek Jeter sends off his one night stands with a signed memorabilia - NYPOST.com
This is obviously pretty douchey that he does this, but can we also talk about how fucking LEGENDARY it is? The guy has a car service on call with a stockpile of “Thanks for Banging Me” gift baskets.
Bad Lip Reading: Rick Perry's "Strong" ad →
“I’m proud of my gun… and I pooed in space.”
WatchSNL Digital Short: Best Friends
I liked this! Nice work gang!
Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures leaked →
Meh:
NSFW version here.
"Community" last night
Laffs AND bonerz? This episode was genius.
Way to go out on a high note, guys. (Seriously though if NBC doesn’t bring this show back I’m going to be very upset.)
Rick Perry's anti-gay ad gets the most "dislikes"... →
Couldn’t happen to a nicer person…
Muslim Cleric's Warning: Cucumbers Too Sexy For... →
An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce — to avoid having “sexual thoughts.”
The unnamed cleric, whose directive was featured in an article in el-Senousa, a religious publication, purportedly said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party — preferably a male related to them, such...
“In private, she is not particularly comfortable with her nakedness—she says she...”
– Carey Mulligan’s Naked Turn in ‘Shame’ - The Daily Beast
Not looked at herself naked? What the hell does that mean? Is Carey Mulligan a never-nude? She can’t be, obviously, because she showed her whole business in this movie.
“Republicans want someone who can snarl at the president,” said a Democrat close...”
– Why Newt’s surge is for real - Mike Allen - POLITICO.com
Republican vs. Democrat survey: Who watches the... →
What is it about being conservative that makes you like shitty TV?
LIBERAL-DEMOCRAT FAVORITES: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, The View, Glee, Modern Family, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Treme, Cougar Town, The Late Show With David Letterman, The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, The Soup, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Raising Hope, Saturday...
mar-see-ah:
caterpillarcowboy replied to your photo: Time to transform last night’s roast into chili.
San Marzano 4 lyfe.
EXACTLY.
And at only $2.50ish for a 28-oz can (at Manhattan prices) it’s an affordable luxury. I’ve never gone back to boring not-grown-in-volcanic-soil canned tomatoes.
You’ve been hoodwinked! “San Marzano” brand tomatoes aren’t from San Marzano,...
The Top 10 Sandwich Additions of the Year in NYC -... →
How have I been to NONE of these places? Must remedy this immediately.
Gingrich 37%, Romney 22% Among GOP Voters... →
This chart is amazing — Gingrich appears to have picked up almost every single former Cain supporter:
Wow, that last post got angry.
Way angrier than I intended to get. I’m in Janeane Garofalo territory here.
Romney To Obama: "Hands On Doesn't Mean Getting A... →
White Republicans REALLY hate that a black president has adopted their game, don’t they?
George W. Bush rode around like a fucking dipshit on his stupid little mountain bike for 5 hours a day, seven days a week, and the Democrats didn’t make a peep. But Obama wants to blow off a little steam by wacking a few golfballs around for two hours every third Sunday, and the Republicans act...
“Bigfoot dressed as a circus clown would have a better chance of beating...”
– Gingrich presidential run inspires fear and loathing in top GOP circles - The Plum Line - The Washington Post
Run Newt, run!
