August 2010
I'm guessing the quotes from the Koran are on the...
Obama finally got around to erasing George W. Bush’s Oval Office decor.
The centerpiece of the renovation is the new rug, featuring five of Obama’s favorite historical quotes embroidered around the border:
“The Only Thing We Have to Fear is Fear Itself” – President Franklin D. Roosevelt
“The Arc of the Moral Universe is Long, But it Bends Towards Justice” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
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11 Most Scandalous Saved by the Bell Revelations... →
(via frangry)
So, according to Screech:
Kelly was banging Zack and Slater… then Jessie started banging Zack and Slater… then Lisa started banging Zack and Slater.
Screech banged 2000 women, including one female NBC executive.
A male NBC executive was having threesomes with Zack and Kelly.
The guy who ran The Max was banging Neil Patrick Harris (and doing magic tricks with him).
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How Mario Batali’s Eataly Promises New Yorkers the... →
jennyjenny-bo-benny:
Vegetable Butcher.
Okay, the vegetable butcher sounds a little ridiculous:
If you’re not familiar with how to trim an artichoke, we’ll trim you an artichoke. If you don’t think you have time to peel your baby carrots, you can leave them with us and go shop in the other parts of the store, and we’ll peel them. We’ll do anything but cook them. On your way out, we’ll...
Drunk, nude college football player tazered after... →
This is pretty legendary:
An Oregon State University offensive lineman has been dismissed from the team after police say they found him naked and intoxicated in a stranger’s home and had to use stun guns to take him into custody. Corvallis police say they received the call about a naked intruder early Sunday. Responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont.,...
“To me, vampires are sex. I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence....”
– True Blood creator Alan Ball, in the new Rolling Stone cover article.
And a nice cover it is:
“It’s time for New Yorkers to stop talking haughtily about the prejudices of...”
– “Grow a Pair, Democrats” by Peter Beinart
“Then there’s the Brooklyn connection: our archive confirms that Kings County is...”
– New York Times grammar blogger chides his coworkers for using the word “hipster” more than 250 times this year.
Man, I am in a foul mood today.
I don’t know where all this vitriol is coming from.
It feels good to vent, though.
Fuck cultural relativism
This is barbaric and disgusting:
After the Taliban proclaimed the sentence, Siddiqa, dressed in the head-to-toe Afghan burqa, and Khayyam, who had a wife and two young children, were encircled by the male-only crowd in the bazaar. Taliban activists began stoning them first, then villagers joined in until they killed first Siddiqa and then Khayyam, Mr. Khan said. No women were allowed to...
“This is now an official “which side are you on” moment. If you agree that it...”
– Peter Feld
Couldn’t have said it better myself. What’s being lost in this whole debate is that we were not attacked by Islam on 9/11. We were attacked by Al Qaeda, a radical offshoot of Islam.
Linking the Cordoba Initiative with Al Qaeda is the equivalent of linking Pope Benedict to...
Zagat survey: Five Guys named best fast food... →
I agree with that.
The NYT profile of Guy Fieri is a must-read,... →
Some of my favorite lines, completely out of context:
“He’s the only one who never talks down to anybody.” (She said that other cooking shows were “too preachy” for them.)
…there were numerous children and oxygen-toting seniors in the seats…
The charisma that recently inspired a middle-aged mom to throw her lavender-colored bra onstage during a cooking demonstration was on full ...
Watchbrooklynmutt:
Cinn. Reds and Stl. Cards go at it after Brandon Phillips and Yadier Molina exchange words in the first inning.
I can’t believe the Reds are tied in the division with these assholes now.
Best. Job Quitting. EVER.
They should give this guy a medal:
A flight attendant ran out of patience on a plane that just landed at JFK on Monday afternoon, so he allegedly cursed a blue streak over the P.A. system, grabbed some beers, pulled the emergency chute, slid down and ran from the plane, sources said.
How can the story get any better than that?
Slater was later arrested at his home in Belle Harbor by Port...
“I don’t care how big yours is, and using a remote control to put it into...”
– In online dating…who taught men that sending photos of their penis was appropriate?
Do a lot of guys do this? I’ve never had the urge to send pictures of my genitals to anyone.
Also, exit question: Can’t they think of anything sexier than a remote control? An iPhone maybe?
Never underestimate the embarrassing ignorance of...
Happy birthday, Mr. President:
According to a CNN/Opinion Research Corporation survey, more than a quarter of the public have doubts about Obama’s citizenship, with 11 percent saying Obama was definitely not born in the United States and another 16 percent saying the president was probably not born in the country.
Forty-two percent of those questioned say they have absolutely no ...
Video: Colbert DEMOLISHES right wing author, tells... →
This is brutal. A must-watch.
Author to women: Let your man cheat
I wonder how many married guys are printing this out and accidentally leaving it in a place where their wives will find it?
Could letting your man sleep with another woman help your relationship?
Author and former mistress Holly Hill thinks so.
“One of the main things that I have learned is that a woman that negotiates infidelity with her partner is far more powerful than a woman who...
“The World Trade Center Site will forever hold a special place in our City, in...”
– NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg, proving once again that he is the only sane Republican in the country.
