July 2010
I think I've settled on a redesign I like...
It’s a nice clean layout with prominent Twitter integration at the top.
I changed the quote — it’s another one from Woody Allen. (I’m a fan. Also, we have the same taste in women.)
“July could go down in the record books as the hottest month ever recorded in New...”
– See? My constant whining the past month now has now been vindicated.
Going through some redesign trial and error...
Everyone bear with me.
WatchBlogging has been sparse lately (I blame the heat wave) so I’m trying this new obscure web start up thing called Twitter. I think CNN invented it or something.
Anyway, I’m hoping the forced brevity will make me more prolific.
How could a woman refuse a sure-fire pickup line...
More Al Gore accusers coming forward:
“The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her. “He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, ‘Take care of THIS.’”
He should hang out with Mel Gibson. I’m sure they’d have some good tips to swap.
Too much race-baiting going on around here
Moral of the story: Andrew Breitbart is a liar, and is not to be trusted.
Home sick from work today
It’s a sore throat. I think sleeping with the air conditioning on is taking a toll.
Either that or I overdid it this weekend at the beach.
The gauntlet has been thrown, Marseeah
Second place at the Kismet Guac-Off. Suck on that.
Louis CK: But if I’m with a woman and she wants to be with me, she must like me. I definitely have sex with my T-shirt on, always. I haven’t had sex without a shirt on, God, since I was about 23.
Terry Gross: Is that true?
LCK: Yeah, I just don’t think that’s fair. I mean, you know, let her think she’s with somebody decent, you know? … I do have sex sometimes on the show, and there’s a rule that I have to be on my back.
TG: Why, because your stomach flattens?
LCK: Well, no, God, no. I’m not laying back in that bed thinking, “I look awesome right now.” It’s because I think I should always be the victim of the sex. I don’t think anyone wants to see me looming over her. I think that’s an upsetting image. And then also, the mother-dog stomach that I get when I’m … you get the point.
St. Louis Post Dispatch: More blacks learn to... →
Why does it sound like the city rec manager is just itching to drown some black kids?
At a glance, these kids look like they’re as comfortable in water as, say, Flipper, Shamu, maybe even Michael Phelps. But throw them in the other end of the pool, Joshua Beeks said, and who knows what would happen.
“They probably can’t — what we say — swim in deep water,” said Beeks,...
WatchWow, the Facebook movie actually looks kind of good.
Also, I’m glad that Justin Timberlake was able to bounce back from the disaster that was The Love Guru.
“Beavis typically wears a blue Metallica T-shirt, while Butt-head is usually seen...”
– I’d always wondered about that.
“I deserve to be blown first! Before [you go in] the fucking jacuzzi! And then...”
– You-know-who has a FOURTH audio tape now…
In Mel Gibson's defense, he still hasn't said...
“We fucked like only two vampires can.”
– True Blood is kind of a mess this season but I’m really enjoying it.
Ooh, Leno Emmy smackdown!
The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien was nominated.
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno was not.
I'm loving these Emmy nominations
Especially the supporting actor/actress in a comedy categories:
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series Chris Colfer – Glee Neil Patrick Harris – How I Met Your Mother Jesse Tyler Ferguson – Modern Family Eric Stonestreet – Modern Family Ty Burrell – Modern Family Jon Cryer – Two and a Half Men
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series Jane Lynch – Glee Julie Bowen –...
Well Votto sucked tonight but the Reds still won
Mets fans were surprisingly unruffled by me cheering in their faces. I think I would have been stabbed at Yankee Stadium.
I’m out here, by the way, to watch my uncle’s robing ceremony to become a judge.
I figure that’s going to come in handy at some point.
