June 2010
They canceled "Party Down"? Boo to that.
Such a great show. It was insidery, like Entourage… but it was also hilarious, entertaining, and not douchey, unlike Entourage.
I guess the ratings were pretty bad. But then again, it was on Starz. How many people even get that channel?
If HBO would pick up Party Down and put it on after Curb Your Enthusiasm the ratings would be huge.
“Honestly, I do not understand anything that is going on in this entire aspect of...”
– Videogum’s recaps of True Blood are so good.
How bonkers was that episode last night, by the way? That last sex scene was super-weird, even by True Blood’s standards.
Sign of a successful bachelor party;
You get kicked out of a beer garden because the best man is passed out face down on the table.
Mission accomplished!
Oddly enough, I think this whole thing actually...
Putting Petraeus in there was a masterful stroke. And Obama’s speech was his best in months. He really stepped up and looked like the Commander-in-Chief.
“She’s a pole dance class instructor.”
– Ben, telling me the reason he’s able to keep things hot and heavy with his girlfriend of three years.
Audio: Rush Limbaugh mocks poor kids who get free... →
I’d call Rush “a despicable excuse for a human being,” but that’s actually a bit of an understatement.
It’s like calling Hitler “kind of a dick.”
Video: Mario Batali offers to cook dinner for... →
Can’t get that in Cleveland, Lebron.
“I’m sorry, your hair looks wonderful in person, but I’m going to have to say...”
– Haha… Emma Roberts totally zinged Robert Pattinson to his face on Leno last night.
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“You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her...”
– McSweeney’s Short Imagined Monologues: “I’m Comic Sans, Asshole”
"Rule number one is, don't tease the panther." →
“I am officially removing this blog from my reader”
– My anti-soccer rhetoric has pissed off one of my most loyal readers…
I have to admit though, the American goalie is a...
I think I figured out why Americans haven't...
Seriously.
Mom and Dad, I apologize for the 8+ years of my games you had to sit through in grade school.
WatchGreat video - Salma Hayek freaks the fuck out when a snake crawls onto the set of her interview.
I saw my brother do this once, during a puppet show at an amusement park when a squirrel somehow got into the theater.
“Beyond the implicit slur on the beverage’s taste, I doubt any alcoholic beverage...”
– Branding specialist Dick Martin, commenting on “bro icing,” and why he doubts it’s a viral advertising campaign started by Smirnoff
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“Jobs can’t get a cell signal for his iPhone presentation, he asks “any...”
– Best moment of the day. (via soupsoup)
Video: Betty White and Rue McClanahan cracking... →
TMZ dug up this video from 1985. It’s a must-watch.
Video: Gwyneth Paltrow makes shrimp tacos with... →
I have to say — her cooking skills are surprisingly sound.
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