June 2010
May 2010
WatchThe odd thing about having a summer share on Fire Island is that 30 years ago, apparently only gay guys vacationed there. But — as I always tell people when they give me weird looks after I tell them where I’m spending the weekend — Fire Island has a pretty diverse crowd these days. All the gays tend to congregate in two towns, while the other 12 towns are mostly families and...
Gee, it sounds like the CIA is taking the War on...
With the CIA coming up with great ideas like this, it’s shocking — shocking! — that we’re still stuck in Iraq and we haven’t caught Bin Laden yet:
During planning for the 2003 invasion of Iraq, the CIA’s Iraq Operations Group kicked around a number of ideas for discrediting Saddam Hussein in the eyes of his people.
One was to create a video purporting to...
“It was like my vagina was singing on a mountaintop like it was doing an ad for...”
– The Jezebel commenters seem pretty riled up over Jon Hamm’s appearance on Ellen.
Personally, I’m offended by the constant objectification of men that I’m seeing from Jez. We’re not pieces of meat, ladies.
“When Mixed martial arts fighter Kyacey Uscola lost during a recent episode of...”
– Excellent lede, Huffington Post.
I love how they added “likely”, just to cover their asses in case he actually DID have an idea that he would soon suffer a serious penis injury.
“You were one of like 5 people to see that movie this weekend.”
– My buddy Sudhir, pointing out that MacGruber bombed hard this weekend.
I still think it was hilarious. An instant cult classic.
Chris Klein - “Lay All Your Love on...
Nice try Chris Klein
I know you’re trying to show you’re a good sport by putting out a video making fun of yourself, but that still won’t make me forget your disastrous, coked-out Mamma Mia audition.
Westboro Baptist Church will picket Ronnie James... →
Westboro is wasting their time. I’m sure that Dio would be the first to admit that he’s currently in hell, rocking out with Satan.
“We tried to impress upon them that this is a big deal… The only other two...”
– The EP of Meet the Press, reacting to crazypants Rand Paul’s cancellation of his scheduled appearance on the show this weekend.
SHREK EXPOSED!: Shrek's Offensive Masturbation →
Everyone knows that Shrek is a chronic masturbator, but do you know about his habit of masturbating on beloved public personalities, successful business people, and religious figures? I bet not. Shrek has been distributing images of himself ejaculating on photos of the Pope (pictured),…
Excellent viral marketing by the MacGruber publicity team.
Just got back from seeing the movie...
Rand Paul says Obama being too tough on BP →
(via mar-see-ah)
How did this man win the GOP primary? He appears to be the worst politician in US history.
Geez, I'm at work ungodly early today
But they’re letting us out at noon. Not too shabby.
I've made a shocking discovery...
…the salad from Chipotle is not as good as the burrito or the tacos.
Stunning, I know.
Normally I wouldn’t even entertain the idea of a Chipotle salad, but I’m trying to not look like a fat slob when I go to the beach in 10 days.
I've just realized I've been mixing up the...
Phonics is not my strong suit.
NOAA report: Last month was the warmest April ever... →
So I suppose that all the conservatives who declared global warming to be a hoax after the snowstorm in February will now recant, right?
So much good video today
Chris Klein’s coked-out Mamma Mia audition
Lingerie models demonstrate proper CPR technique
Today Show correspondent accidentally swallows a bug live on air
Another clip from the hilariously bad 1987 movie “Hard Ticket to Hawaii” (which I am now going to try get on DVD). This one features a guy saving a woman from a snake by riding a motorcycle through the bedroom wall and...
I really fucked up my back somehow
I think I did something to it at the gym on Friday. Which is odd, because I actually went for less time than I normally do.
Either way, my lower back is killing me. It hurts to do anything but lie down.
I think I’m going to go to Brookstone after work and sit in the massage chair til they boot me out of the store.
If you want to hire your own private army of hobo...
This is one of the greatest stories I’ve ever seen:
Did Food Network star Juan-Carlos Cruz cook up a plot to hire homeless men to kill his wife?
According to police, the “Calorie Commando” scouted Santa Monica, Calif., hoping to find a hit man among the homeless.
Rather than take the $1,000 offer, the three men he approached, tipped off police, who put them up in a hotel...
“So, She’s Enjoying Penis A Little Bit More”
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Local News Anchor Says To Reporter
Yesterday, New Orleans’ WGNO News aired a segment about the “G Shot” – an injection of collagen into the base of a woman’s bladder designed to “put sparks back into ladies sex lives.”
video - Mediaite
(via brooklynmutt)
This is so great.
This might even top...
“About the worst thing that can happen to you in life is to be in a room with two...”
– Ezra Klein
I agree with him, actually, even though I’m sure I’m routinely guilty of bragging about New York.
WatchA compilation of all the chicken dancing scenes from Arrested Development
“Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?”
One of the benefits of working near 30 Rockefeller...
I was getting lunch at the food court underneath 30 Rock. As I was leaving, he was getting off the subway and walked right past me. Looked like any other 20-something hipster wearing giant headphones.
Oddly enough this isn’t the first time I’ve seen a celeb at that food court. A few years back Max Weinberg was in line behind me at the soup place.
“At least three times a day, I say to Joe, “Guess what Oliver thinks about [X].”...”
– Kat
Actually, I’m pretty sure he thinks “Gee, I wonder what my asshole and balls taste like? I’d better lick them and find out.”
“It really is a lot like clucking.”
– My coworker, after watching The View for five minutes.
Video: GOP gubernatorial candidate in Alabama... →
Apparently if you’re a Republican in Alabama, not being ignorant actually hurts your career.
I may or may not have teared up while sitting at... →
I’m not made of stone, people.
Sorority girls pooping outdoors!
My sister, herself a former Miami University sorority girl, sent me this.
It sounds like the most legendary party ever:
Miami University has suspended a sorority for one year after members were described as drinking heavily, behaving crudely and destroying property during the Pi Beta Phi sorority’s spring formal at Lake Lyndsay Lodge in Butler County.
In a letter to Miami’s dean of students...
“What the fuck is Stark Con? It is one thing to make me willfully suspend my...”
– Gabe from Videogum did not like Iron Man 2.
I disagree, actually. It certainly wasn’t as good as the first one… but it was still very entertaining and much much better than the critics would have you believe.
