December 2010
I think I horrified an entire table at the...
Mine isn’t that crazy by normal college standards. But by Notre Dame standards I’m apparently Caligula.
Yikes...
I was supposed to fly back to NYC at 1:30pm today. Now, two canceled flights later, the airline is telling me the soonest they can get me a flight is WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON.
“The purveyors of the Amusement have superadded to the Spectacle a third...”
– A.O. Scott’s review of Gulliver’s Travels is written in character as Jonathan Swift.
Is it possible for something to be both brilliant and annoying at the same time?
This "Flirtation Survey" (whatever that means) was... →
Physical style: very physical
You scored higher than 90–100% of other survey takers in your demographic.
You are very comfortable and competent in expressing your sexual interest to potential partners. You are very capable of figuring out that potential partners are interested in you, and very effective at conveying romantic interest to potential partners. In your last serious relationship,...
“My bottom will have to be in 3-D because I’m not changing anything… So...”
– Tommy Wiseau talks exclusively about adding another dimension to his cult movie’s sex scenes | EW.com
“You are trying to impose the values of Fire Island on Parris Island. These are...”
– Pat Buchanan
A bunch of burly, macho Christians living together in close quarters? Even before they ended DADT, the Marine Corps was ALREADY gayer than anything that’s ever happened on Fire Island.
“If you send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be humongous. It...”
– Charles Barkley gives advice to Brett Favre - NYPOST.com
Video: Grandpa gets a Dick Towel for Christmas,... →
Disturbing, NSFW, and very, very funny.
“Caps Lock originated with typewriters. The first typewriter to include both...”
– Google’s decision to abandon Caps Lock. - By Christopher Beam - Slate Magazine
This article about the history of the Caps Lock key is strangely fascinating.
Also: I am a nerd.
First Dexter and his sister, now Van Wilder and...
Must be celeb split up week.
These things come in threes. Who’s next?
UPDATE, FIVE MINUTES LATER: Good point — Kaytee helpfully pointed out that there already was a third breakup this week.
“Too bad Ja Rule is going to jail. I’m going to miss his hit songs.”
– Person who has been cryogenically frozen since mid-2001
Major props to Rainn Wilson. He directed last week’s Christmas episode of The Office, giving us this amazing sequence:
“Milton: By the way, we have a tradition in my family where we let the child...”
– 30 Rock - Season 5, Episode 10 - “Christmas Attack Zone”
Judge Who Ruled Health Care Reform... →
Must Read of the Day: The Most Damning Wikileaks...
(via thedailywhat: boingboing)
Too hot to repost on this site. Click here to read.
That’s unbelievable. I think Hillary Clinton might actually lose her job over this one.
Watch(via Videogum)
This kid is my new hero.
“But one thing she had to have was a bartender. “I’m an adult now, living by...”
– Mixing Drinks, Adding Class? - NYTimes.com
Seriously…
“In my opinion, if you don’t have a bartender at your party, you’re a loser,”...”
– Mixing Drinks, Adding Class? - NYTimes.com
Everyone in this article needs to kill themselves immediately.
“Fonda, who admits to having terrible balance, devotes a lot of the video to...”
– Jane Fonda’s Return to Fitness - Newsweek
That was the last paragraph of the article. Clearly they buried the lede.
US Airways flight diverts after small dog bites 2... →
I’ll bet you anything that dog was a MUSLIM. But of course the PC, lamestream, LIBERAL MEDIA will never report that.
“As speculation about Rich Rodriguez’s future with the University of...”
– Rich Rodriguez Finds Solace In Josh Groban Song - WDIV Detroit
He should be fired ON THE SPOT just for admitting that.
“Why should the working class pay for the leisure of the elite when in fact one...”
– Catholic League President Bill Donahue, calling for the defunding of the Smithsonian after a 4-minute video in an exhibit featured an 11-second clip of a crucifix with ants crawling on it. (via NPR)
Remember the good old days when ignorance was considered a bad thing? Now conservatives are...
WatchSarah Jessica Parkour
“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...”
– Flavorwire » Happy Birthday, Woody Allen: 75 of His Best Quotes
“Don’t you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we’re left-wing,...”
– Flavorwire » Happy Birthday, Woody Allen: 75 of His Best Quotes
Flavorwire » Happy Birthday, Woody Allen: 75 of... →
My favorite: “I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.”
“U.S. Sen. Jim Inhofe said Tuesday that he won’t participate in...”
– Inhofe refuses to participate in ‘holiday’ parade | Tulsa World
GOD FORBID the children of Tulsa be deprived the delightful spectacle of a geriatric racist crackpot on horseback. Their Christmas will be ruined! RUINED!
