March 2009
WeSupportNotreDame.org →
Someone finally got a petition up and running to counter the anti-abortion wack jobs who are protesting Obama’s Notre Dame commencement.
“The dirty little secret of conservative talk radio is that the average age of...”
– From Vanity Fair’s article about Rush Limbaugh: “The Man Who Ate the GOP”
I think “GOP” is conservative slang for “several dozen hoagies a day.”
Everyone stop whining about Obama making some big...
The auto companies are asking for billions and billions of our dollars. This money is understandably coming with some strings attached. If the automakers don’t like it, they don’t have to take the money.
Under Rick Wagoner’s tenure as CEO, GM’s market cap has gone down 90% and they’ve lost $73 billion. He was doing a bad job running the company, and deserved to be...
Jimmy Fallon and Dennis "Mr. Belding" Haskins... →
Damn you Fallon, for making it so hard to hate on your show.
WatchOh Padma… I could watch you deep throat that burger all day.
At least we know that she was able to keep herself hungry enough to eat that thing again and again in repeated takes.
(Via thedailywhat)
“This thing seriously looks scientifically designed to fuck up the...”
– Gabe from Videogum talking about the new trailer for Where the Wild Things Are.
The Onion AV Club: A Viewer's Guide to "The Room" →
(Via brianvan: lialia: raptoravatar)
“BONER PARTY has never had one speck of disrespect towards women either in its...”
– Justine, hitting you all with some TRUTH!
Also, one more time for good measure: boner.
“A Gold Card will get you Jonas Brothers tickets. A Black Card will have all...”
– East Bound and Down
Julianne Moore and Dennis Quaid to play Hillary...
I don’t know how the North Denver News is suddenly breaking big entertainment stories, but this is pretty interesting:
Julianne Moore has been cast as Hillary Clinton in new film “Special Relationship”.
The actress will star opposite Dennis Quaid — who will play Hillary’s husband, ex-U.S. President Bill Clinton — in the movie which will show how Bill’s...
Tutorial: How to make Vodka Gummi Bears →
Someone left a handle of cheap vodka in my freezer this weekend. I’m making these tonight.
WatchThis is to cheer up Marcia who is apparently not enjoying her birthday.
Happy birthday Marcia — here’s a video of two French bulldogs eating string cheese.
“How particularly ironic it is that a university named for a woman who risked...”
– The wingnuts are out in full force today on the letters to the editor page of the Notre Dame student newspaper.
I hope Obama aborts a fetus live on stage just to piss this guy off.
WatchIn lieu of a birthday card dad, here’s a video of you disco dancing with your girlfriend. Don’t tell mom.
(He probably would have preferred a paper card, but this video actually took me longer than it would have taken me to buy and mail a card, so I think the extra effort should be appreciated.)
“He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why...”
– –Michelle Obama, on dodging her husband’s inquiries about her shopping, to the New York Times.
(Fashionista via frangry)
So, all you conservatives who blamed Obama when the stock market went down… you’re all going to give him credit now that the market is going back up, right?
Right?
Hello, is this thing on?
Why Lisa why?
As if I wasn’t depressed enough that I couldn’t get tickets to this weekend’s NYC screening of The Room, now it turns out that Tommy Wiseau himself did a Q&A before the screening.
For the record, I've never done heroin
Got some feedback from the parental units — apparently they don’t like it when I talk about what it’s like to be a junkie.
I thought it was pretty obvious that I was joking when I wrote “I am a hardcore heroin user,” but in case any future employers are reading this, let me state for the record: I have never done heroin.
I have never even once considered doing...
“Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience reaches its climax, as it were, when...”
– Holy shit! I thought that South Park made the foam thing up.
(via Idolator)
Yeah, you love the Jonas Brothers’ hot white foam in your faces…
President Obama to deliver Notre Dame's... →
muh.
ther.
FUCKER.
Not fair. I had the most boring commencement speaker ever in ‘04.
Also, I drank about 10 Bloody Marys beforehand and fell asleep during the ceremony.
(via justsara)
SOURCE: Natalee Holloway's body found →
This reads like a poorly sourced rumor to me, but it would be crazy if it’s true.
When I worked on a crime show back in 2006, this story took up about 50% of our time every week.
“The hilarious thing about all this back and forth with Joe about how to tell...”
– Kat, weighing in (no pun intended)
If that hadn’t worked, my next step would have been number 3.
“Yeah, I mean, good thing your girlfriend is a gym nut otherwise what would your...”
– I Can See New York City From My House, taking offense to my earlier post.
I get what you’re saying, but let’s put political correctness aside for a moment. (Also, let’s take gender out of it entirely since that’s such a third rail around here.)
If your significant other...
It's the first day of spring and it's snowing in...
Cue the global warming denier nuts in 3… 2… 1…
Askmen.com has some advice for your man about how... →
(via thewordunheard:unicornfandance)
kaytee: This is absolutely infuriating.
I can see why this is offensive, but it does beg the question: how do you tell your girlfriend she’s getting fat without upsetting her? Or should you just keep your mouth shut if you know what’s good for you?
(And by the way, this is hypothetical in my case, because Kat is a total gym nut right now.)
Obama filled out an NCAA bracket? How dare he!
This President should be doing nothing but sitting in a quiet room thinking about the economy 24/7. How dare he take 15 minutes out of his schedule to fill out an NCAA bracket?
The economy needs Obama’s completely undivided attention. How are we supposed to fix this crisis if he insists on constantly taking breaks to pick sporting contests, give interviews, eat, sleep, bathe himself and...
Well, so much for that case
About 30 seconds after my last post they called us back into the courtroom. Six out of 18 of us were going to be picked for the jury.
They didn’t want me.
I didn’t even get a reason why. I can’t help feeling a little rejected.
Although I am relieved that I’m not going to have to send some poor dude to jail for selling twenty bucks worth of smack to an undercover...
Still at jury duty
No laptop today because I’m actually in court but I can still blog via Blackberry.
They questioned us for an hour. I forgot to tell them about the time I was 17 and got arrested on Spring Break in Destin, FL for having a fake ID. That incident made me horribly biased against corrupt Southern small-town cops. I wonder if NYPD has any officers like that.
Another issue - just like the...
Admit it Kat - you cracked up when you read... →
Not all domestic violence is created equal
Chris Brown beating Rihanna’s face to a pulp = not funny
Crazypants Kenley from Project Runway apparently kicking her boyfriend’s ass using a cat as a weapon = hilarious
“After throwing the feline, a laptop computer, and three apples at Zak Penley,...”
– I love the NY Post.
Jury duty = pretty awesome so far
Sat in a room from 9 til 12:30 farting around on the interwebs with my laptop and the free Wi-Fi connection. Spent my hour and a half lunch break at a restaurant in Chinatown reading the paper. Forty five minutes after I got back from lunch they pulled 65 of us from the waiting room into a courtroom. The judge talked to us for a while, then they picked 18 names out of a hat to be questioned by...
TMZ: Kenley from Project Runway arrested for... →
I knew that chick was crazy.
The only thing I will ever have in common with...
He’s on jury duty today too:
I wonder if he’ll draw a rape case. Awkwaaard…
“I love my country a lot more than I love politics… I think it is essential...”
– George W. Bush on whether or not he wants Obama to fail.
Rush Limbaugh, on the other hand loves things in this order:
Politics
Oxycontin
Hoagies
His country
Bush also said this:
“I’m not going to spend my time criticizing him. There are plenty of critics in the arena. He deserves...
WatchJury duty is pretty uneventful so far.
But I hope if I get assigned to a trial where the defendant pops a boner on the stand that the prosecutor has a zinger as good as this one.