December 2009
Sources: Limbaugh Rushed To Honolulu Hospital
brooklynmutt:
Conservative Radio Show Host Suffering From Chest Pains
Conservative radio talk host Rush Limbaugh was rushed to a Honolulu hospital on Wednesday afternoon with chest pains, sources told KITV.Paramedics responded to the call at 2:41 p.m. at the Kahala Hotel and Resort.Limbaugh suffered from chest pains, sources said. Paramedics treated him and took him to Queen’s Medical Center in...
Ooh, an even BETTER belated Christmas gift for... →
A belated Christmas gift for comedy fans: The... →
I may have to rethink this whole atheism thing… this might be proof that there is a God.
Whoa, things apparently got a little steamy at my... →
There was exactly one person ahead of me at the...
I thought that asshole who lit his own dick on fire over Detroit would have caused a massive systemwide delay, but apparently not.
Weird - the Bengals won and it immediately started...
Proof God hates the Bengals?
“Somebody to Love” by the cast of...
Everyone go and read my friend Sudhir's best-of... →
He’s the best “amateur” pop culture critic I know. Entertainment Weekly needs to hire him immediately.*
*(On second thought, his commentary is way too smart for EW.)
AMC "Christmas Vacation" marathon > TBS "A...
“If the Republicans hate it, there must be some good in it.”
– Howard Dean, softening his stance on the health care bill.
George Lucas should have let James Cameron write...
In a related story, check out this 70-minute, obsessive takedown of The Phantom Menace.
Holy shit Avatar is amazing
Go see it immediately. Preferably on Imax. Definitely in 3D.
This movie had some of the most mindblowing visuals I’ve ever seen. Instant Oscar front-runner, in my opinion. James Cameron’s done it again.
Life imitates "Better Off Ted"
HP’s new webcams have “face tracking” technology that zooms in on your face as you move around the room.
One problem — it doesn’t work with black people.
Nobody can resist my Schweddy balls. →
Whoa Quentin Tarantino is at this bar.
Best celeb sighting ever.
I don't even know what conservatives have against...
The CBO score makes it sound like a win-win:
It will reduce the deficit by $132 billion over the first 10 years and then $1.3 trillion over the second 10 years.
In addition, CBO estimates that the legislation would cover more than 94% of all Americans under 65, and provide coverage to an additional 31 million Americans who currently lack health insurance.
The people opposing this bill are not...
Conservatives upset about the health care deal is...
Your tears… they taste so sweet:
After hearing of Ben Nelson’s gutless selling of his soul to the Devil… I decided I should tune in C-Span 2 to watch the destruction of the Republic as we know it first hand.
“The last time I came out of a movie feeling that way it was the first time I saw...”
– Steven Spielberg after seeing “Avatar”
We wanted to go this weekend… but every single Imax screening is sold out. So we got tickets for Monday. I’m pretty psyched.
It's really shitty to read about one of your best...
This sucks:
C. Spencer Beggs, Multimedia producer for the New York Times News Service/Syndicate, tells us: “I’m out Dec. 31. Been there a year and a half. Got 4 weeks salary. I was full-time, non-union.”
Fuck off, NYT. I hope you go bankrupt the day after his severance runs out.
“Does this bill read exactly how I would write it? No. Does it contain everything...”
– Bill Clinton
Apparently it's drunken Christmas hijinks day
First the drunk 4-year-old, now this:
Police in Sparta say they cited a man dressed as Santa after witnesses told officers he stumbled out of a vehicle, approached several children playing in a yard, hugged them and demanded to know the whereabouts of his reindeer.
My favorite is the quote from the little girl: “He smelled like alcohol, so I knew it wasn’t the real Santa, because...
Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry dies following... →
I don’t want to say he deserved it, but this was no tragic accident — it sounds like he was in the process of beating his fiancee:
Police released two 911 tapes. The first was from an unidentified woman who said she was following a yellow pickup truck.
“It’s got a black man on it with no shirt on, and he’s got his arm in a cast and black pants on,” she told a...
I may have gone overboard at the office Christmas...
Everyone seems surprised that I showed up at work today.
I have a feeling I’m not going to like these pictures when they start going up on Facebook.
GOP begins efforts to slow down health care bill →
The party of “No” will stop poor people from getting health care by any means necessary:
Oklahoma Republican Sen. Tom Coburn, who is also a physician, has just set into motion the reading of an entire 767-page amendment on the Senate floor. Typically, “the reading” is waived, but Coburn objected, which is his right.
Republican sources say this is an intentional use of...
Videogum: Snooki and The Situation were on Conan... →
As douchey as they are on their reality show, these Jersey Shore kids are actually kinda likable in real life. I certainly prefer them to Heidi and Spencer.