November 2009
I'm kind of horrified by pictures of myself over...
It’s like my drunken, balding, double-chinned evil twin went home instead of me.
I’ve got to hit the gym hard before I go home for Christmas.
Source: Notre Dame fires head football coach... →
brooklynmutt:
Charlie Weis is out as Notre Dame head football coach, a source close to the program told the Daily News.
AD Jack Swarbrick has decided to make a change after Weis finished the season with a 6-6 record and four straight losses to Navy, Pitt, Connecticut and Stanford.
Bout time they put him out of his misery.
The Onion: Charlie Weis Called Before Christ To... →
“SOUTH BEND, IN—Jesus Christ, the Son of God and president of Notre Dame football’s Booster Club, announced yesterday that head coach Charlie Weis will appear before Him to discuss his future, if any, as coach of the Fighting Irish. “I, like many Notre Dame fans, am disappointed in Weis, and his day of judgment has surely come,” Christ, His eyes flashing with righteous flame, said at the Sunday...
Note to self:
Girlfriend extremely grumpy when she doesn’t get enough sleep. Very unpleasant to travel with. No more 6:30am flights with her.
M. Night Shyamalan to attend White House state... →
Obviously no one in the White House Social Office has ever seen The Happening, or else they would have yanked that invitation real quick.
Governor Bobby Jindal and Kal Penn are also attending, which means that pretty much every famous Indian-American except the guy who plays Abed on Community will be there.
Jimmy Clausen sucker punched in the face outside... →
marseeah:
Now I’m really hungry for a CJ’s burger. And I’m upset that Irish fans would do something like this.
This season isn’t really Jimmy’s fault, so I doubt that the puncher was mad about that. I’m guessing this was a long overdue response to his haircut from 2 years ago.
Carl Kasell will stop doing NPR newscasts after... →
Don’t worry — he’ll still be on “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me.”
“They made a porn movie about Sarah Palin and the same actress, Lisa Ann, played...”
– Tina Fey is hilarious. And probably right.
(NY Post via Gawker)
UPDATE: Here’s the video. Palin joke is at 3:20, but you really should watch the whole thing. Lots of laffs.
“I wasn’t bothered by it. I think we all make mistakes. I don’t want to kill a...”
– J.B Smoove — aka Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm — talking to the NY Times about the Michael Richards n-word scandal.
"Teabagger" was a finalist for Oxford American... →
In a press release touting “unfriend” as the word of the year, the New Oxford American Dictionary may have unwittingly made a more controversial move than the New Oxford American Dictionary pretty much ever does.
No, it wasn’t another cutesy tech neologism: they included “teabagger” as one of their Word of the Year finalists.
According to the release, they define “teabagger” as “a person who...
Gee, I wonder who they're spoofing here?
Chuck Norris, call your lawyers:
Chris Elliott has been tapped as the lead of “Eagleheart,” a live-action comedy pilot for Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim…
“Eagleheart,” from Conan O’Brien’s Conaco Prods. and Dakota Pictures, centers on a low-level television executive sent to Texas to produce the action series “Eagleheart.” He finds...
I'm starting to begrudgingly respect Sarah Palin
Her publicity tour for her book rollout is one of the most dominant tour de forces I’ve ever seen. She’s playing the media better than she played that flute.
Yes, the polls say that Americans overwhelmingly don’t want her to be president. And it’s pretty self-evident that she’s not that bright — the latest evidence toward that being that she doesn’t...
“I applaud the decision to bring those individuals responsible for the attack on...”
– My congressman Jerry Nadler isn’t afraid of terrorists, unlike several Republicans who are fretting like old ladies about bringing these guys to New York.
News flash guys — these people are dangerous terrorists, yes… but they’re not super-ninja-assassins specially trained to...
“The Catholic church did make an exception. They will continue to take in the...”
– (via THE_REAL_SHAT)
Funny! And potentially true!
Trader Joe's Coming to 6th Ave and 22nd →
(via ohhleary: brianvan: adeandabet)
It’s about fucking time. Shopping at the TJ’s at Union Square is like trying to get a drink at a New Year’s Eve open bar.
Catholic archdiocese of DC threatens to stop... →
I think the DC city council should call their bluff on this one. Let the Catholic church kick homeless people to the curb and see how long the public stays on their side.
Slash re-records "Paradise City" with Cypress Hill... →
And it’s surprisingly good. Who knew?
GAH... must... stop... getting into stupid...
“Any chick who convincingly tells you she likes remarks like the above is very,...”
– This remark is incredibly condescending to women. Isn’t it completely presumptuous of you to attempt to speak for every single person with two X chromosomes?
I guarantee you there are plenty of women who found my innocuous Carrie Prejean joke funny, but they’re afraid to express it...
Someone's a little cranky today →
Please review this academic article.
Quinn from Glee has got to be the hottest chick on...
I can’t think of anyone hotter.
Chimp attack victim reveals her face on Oprah →
That poor woman… Don’t click this immediately before or after eating.
And don’t fuck with a chimp. Ever.
This already happens. It's called "marriage." →
ba-ZING!
5 minutes til the protest and only one person is...
No sign of Orly yet.
GOP Rep. Steve King skipped his son's wedding in... →
Family values…
Hey, Orly Taitz is protesting outside my building...
This should be interesting.
I think I’m going to try to get my picture taken with her.
Following Navy loss, Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis... →
Can we fire this fat fuck now? Please?
